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you know what else is scary?

Fig trees. Fuck those things. The fig "juice" once got on my hands, and I started to itch all over. my face, chest, arms, legs, eyes were all swollen and I was itching like crazy.

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That's nothing compared to the sap of the Manchineel trees.

That shit literally burns your skin and develops blisters.

I'm a 1st world dude who's never had to endure extraordinary suffering from plants in his whole life, and you two are guilt tripping me into giving up my privilege